Sunday 14 June 2009

Drunks: Please Note.

We are constantly reminded that drinking excessive amounts of alcohol can result in many unwanted things, such as vomiting, embarrassing pictures, and sexually transmitted infections.

The one thing that no-one is warned about is the sudden, overly-up-front behaviour that results from drinking beyond your capacity.
No decent girl is going to sleep with you, because you call her "beautiful," or "a lovely person." In our heads, this translates to: "You have nice tits, and your lips would look good wrapped around my cock."
Seriously, guys. You may gain confidence, you may even gain an imaginery several inches to your tiny cocks. But no matter how much you drink, you are still an ugly, obnoxious prick. If there was any justice in this world, you would all be shot.

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