Saturday, 13 June 2009

Hey, Computer Prick.

Why do some people use the internet as their own personal battlefield? You know the type. They use social networking sites, adding everybody they can, including people that have never spoken to them in their pathetic lives, and even people they don't know, just so it looks like they have more friends than they actually do.
These assholes also tend to play online games, either through their personal computers, or using Xbox Live. This is fair enough, but why do they suddenly develop a God Complex? Not content with playing, they use their fingers, or more often than not, their headsets to start arguments with any person who happens to pass their way. They turn into obnoxious pricks, who use their advanced knowledge of all things nerdy to try and put down the honest people who want to play an honest game.
They are so easy to pick out in a crowd (on the rare occasions the actually venture out to pick up the latest technological gadget,) They generally avoid humans wherever possible, do not make eye contact, and, if they even have a job at all, it is somewhere that they can work by themselves, using the skills they learnt by spending days searching the internet for the latest HTML codes, and technical jargon.
Don't get me wrong, it is good to have knowledge about these things. I used HTML coding on this very blog. It took me a while to get the hang of it, but I can do the basics, such as changing colours, fonts etc. as well as certain things on the general layout. But that is where my techical knowledge ends. If I have a problem, I use the help files that are so easy to find on any computer these days, or if that is no help, contact a qualified professional.
So why do these idiots think it is fun to cause arguments on the internet, for all to see? Surely they realise it does NOT make them look big and hard? Surely they realise they are doing nothing other than making themselves look like the pathetic idiots they are?
I have some advice. Try getting some balls. Hiding behind a computer screen makes you a coward. Get a REAL life, and if you feel like you need to confront somebody, do it to their FACES. I'm sure a lot of people out there will get great pleasure from seeing, and even joining, the fight to rid the world of you pricks.

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