I'm one of these people that will get on with most people, if they get on with me. But no matter how hard I try, there are certain people that just piss me off. I don't have to know them, they don't even have to be one of those irritating "celebrities" like Paris Hilton, or Katie Price.
Thanks to the magic of Facebook, Myspace and other places accessible to these constantly annoying assholes, they now pop up everytime you switch on the computer.
You can spot their status a mile away, usually saying something about their personal life, or claiming that they are "sexy", "clever", or the standard God's Gift cliche.
They post pictures all over their pages of either them half-naked, or pouting at the camera, trying, but failing miserably to look as sexy as them claim to be. When you look at pictures that their "friends" have posted, they are usually drunk, drinking (on camera of course), or generally looking like the complete twats that they are.
And it seems, no matter how hard you try, they are always there, lurking in the background, waiting to pick the opportune moment to fuck you over.
They are the type that claim to have a shit life, but still revel in stirring up as much trouble as they can.
Here's my advice: Get a life, get a hobby, and stop acting like you are something special. You're not.
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