Fuck the British Museum and Madam Tussauds. If you want a decent day trip, get your asses to Littledean Jail, the black museum, in the heart of the Forest of Dean.
It is packed from floor to ceiling with items and artifacts from the World at its weirdest. And, unlike Madam Tussaud's, these skeletons are real.
Want to learn about Nazi Germany? Don't go to the library and read about it. Go to Littledean Jail and admire the weapons, clothes, and even a lamp made from human flesh.
Want to see some REAL freaks of nature? Don't go to a Westlife concert, go here!! There are glass cases packed with animals born with two heads, numerous appendages and even the "Bonking Monkeys." Oh, come on. Tell me you wouldn't have a good snicker....we all do it!!
Movie memorabilia, torture devices, even Ronnie Kray's Suit, all these things are worth going to see. And if you're an obsessive celebrity stalker, you can read up on your desired stalkee, as the walls are lined with photos, newspaper articles and posters depicting celebrity sleaze and scandals, signed by more of the rich and famous than you can imagine.
As well as the real thing, the owner also has huge collections of figures, from Lara Croft, to Chucky, and Spiderman to the Living Dead Dolls. You will even find a closed room full of a perverts dreams, the walls lined with fetish and fantasy tools of the trade, and dolls you CERTAINLY wouldn't want your child playing with.
Every inch of this tranformed prison has been used to bring us slightly sadistic bastards a look into the lives of the fuckers that took it too far.
Witchcraft and Voodoo memorabilia, stuffed and pickled animals, countless historical items. This place has it all.
And if you happen to be into the paranormal, try spending some time in the upper corridor in the cell block.....you may just bump into the little boy who is often seen there. However, you may not want to meet the other well-known ghost.....he is only known as "The Jailer."
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